Portland, Oregon ★ A Movember Ride ★ Est. 2020
MUSTACHE
RIDE
Four routes, one non-negotiable mustache policy. Ride Portland your own way this November, grow something regrettable, and raise a little hell for men's health.
Saturday · November 14, 2026
Numbered 001–100 · only 100 will ever exist
Self-directed ride ◆ Finish-line party at a local brewery ◆ Fundraising benefits Movember
How it works
RSVP free
Tell us you're in. We'll send the routes and the founding roster.
Grow something
Real mustache or fake — the policy is non-negotiable. Start now; November comes fast.
Ride & pull up to the party
Ride your route on November 14, then meet us at the finish line for beer, a barber's chair, and the best mustache contest in town.
Pick your distance
The Lip
15 miA gentle roll. Bring the whole crew.
Coming soonThe Handlebar
35 miThe classic. Enough to earn the beer.
Coming soonThe Full Stache
65 miFor the seasoned whisker.
Coming soonThe Legendary
100 miA century. Lights required — November light is short.
Coming soonRoutes are self-directed and ridden on open public roads. Obey all traffic laws, wear a helmet, run lights. This is a ride, not a race.
The Founding 100
Be one of the hundred who started it.
The first hundred riders get a numbered jacket — embroidered 001 through 100, matched to your spot on the Hall of Fame wall. When the hundred are gone, the design is retired forever. This is how you fund the thing you helped invent.
Claim your numberOnly 100 will ever exist.
Why we ride
November is Movember. We ride for men's health — the physical stuff and the mental stuff nobody talks about. Every rider can raise a little through their own fundraising page, and every dollar goes straight to Movember.
Shave or Save
Grow it all month. At the finish line, your friends pay to make you shave it — or save it. Loser's choice, everyone wins.
Start fundraisingThe best part
Every route ends in the same place.
A warm room, a cold beer, and a barber's chair. Vote for the best mustache in Portland, get your founding photo on the wall, and toast a good day's suffering.
Craft brewery finish
The signature Mustache Ride beer, poured all afternoon.
The barber's chair
Shave it or save it, live, in front of everyone.
Best Mustache Contest
Crowd-voted. Fake entries welcome, ridicule included.
Hall of Fame wall
Founding portraits, pinned up as you roll in.
Finish line at [Brewery TBD]
Rep the 'stache
Caps, tees, and more. Wear it before, ride it during, brag about it after.
— our finish-line crew. Free entry to the party, a great story, and the best seat for the mustache contest.
Count me in